After this weekend's festivities, you likely look, smell, and taste like a crumpled Guinness can half-full of cigarette butts. Cure all that with a Hangover Helper Set.
Drawing on vast toiletry expertise, the Grooming Lounge has assembled their HHS to provide exactly what the suffering partier requires (short of defibrillation). Each kit contains:
Nickel Morning After Rescue Gel: a new caffeine- and menthol-infused face treatment -- like an espresso+tooth-brushing without the needless effort of opening your mouth
Menaji 911 Eye Gel: reduces the darkened puffiness of "I drank until 6AM" eyes to professionalism-exuding "I drank until 4AM" eyes
Supersmile Mouthrinse: according to their on-site testimonials, Kelly Ripa, Jimmy Fallon, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog all use it to eradicate their dog-ass breath
Molton Brown Re-Charge Black Pepper Body Wash: a spicy, circulation-boosting cleanser beloved by the binge-drinker and discriminating cannibal alike
Bought individually, the HHS would cost more than a Benjamin, so opt for the package (also comes with bonus aspirin) -- it's a deal on par with the buy-three-get-one-free green Zimas that got you here in the first place.
Grooming: Blair does it, generals do it, even accountants and preachers do it
Men have been using cosmetics for thousands of years - is it really a big deal that Tony Blair does too, asks Iain Hollinshead
Once upon a time, men were men, happy whittling spears and chasing mammoths. These days, we have a prime minister who has admitted to spending more than £1,800 on cosmetics over the past six years. The average British woman, by comparison, spends only £195 per annum on make-up and skincare.
But maybe it's because he's worth it. "I think Blair is hot," says Michele Probst, the founder of US-based Menaji Skin Care, which counts Al Gore, Sir Paul McCartney and Sir Elton John among its clients. "I wish Bush looked as good as he does."
Not only is Tony Blair following the example of other political leaders - Irish premier Bertie Ahern has spent £117,000 on his appearance since taking office in 1997, while Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has had a facelift and a hair transplant - he also seems well-attuned to the male cosmetic market as a whole.
Sales of male facial products in Britain grew by 22.2 per cent last year in a market dominated by Nivea for Men. And the total British male grooming market is expanding at 5.6 per cent per year. American men, meanwhile, spend $4 billion per year on skincare, at a growth rate which is double that of the women's market. It is worth remembering that Narcissus was, after all, a man.
"I still reckon I could make Blair look 10 years younger," says Probst, the pioneer of undetectable male cosmetics in the States. "I would love to get my hands on him."
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